AnnaLynne McCord Bares Her Tummy at the Beach

It’s been a while since we’ve seen beachy perfect skinny girl AnnaLynne McCord. I’m not really even sure if her craptastic TV show is still broadcasting on some channel for disaffected girls who love shopping. She also made a few movies that we’re bodily intriguing, but that stopped as well. Hmm, AnnaLynne, where did you disappear to?

I have to blame a man. I wish it were me to blame. I would take a year off to travel the world with her, or just keep fortified in the garden suite at my Red Roof Inn where we could live off Folgers coffee and sex for 365 days until they pulled our bodies from the sticky wreckage. Who doesn’t dream seeing AnnaLynne and her taut tummy on the beach, a hint of her bikini thong beneath? Enjoy.

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