Abbey Barnsley may sound like the name of the maiden taken by the stable boy in some British romance novel, but make no mistake about it, that would be one seriously lucky stable boy. Just look at the glowing glorious glamour model freshly introduced to Egotastic! and taking a bath to prepare for the more formal ceremony. She looks ready to be crowned. Or, knighted in the least.
I love seeing new faces, naturally second to new ridiculously hot topless bodies in the sudsy tub. There’s just something about squeaky clean funbags that makes my day. Abbey Barnsley, welcome, please, stay awhile. Like maybe a year, just tell your friends you went to Romania, that’ll keep them off our tracks for enough time to make many babies. Enjoy.