Updated to Add: if you enter your email address on the landing page after leaving this site, you are entered in the prize contest even if you don’t see the Xbox specifically mentioned. Trust me, it’s there. I mean, trust me like I’m Egotastic!, not like when the government says to trust them and you’re skrewed.
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This isn’t like one Xbox for the entire world. This is one Xbox One for one lucky Egotastic! Reader only. One of my lucky semi-employed bastard viewers is going to take home the Xbox One, courtesy of Mr. Skin and their annual Anatomy Awards, featuring delicate categories such as Best Nip Slip, Best Albino Nudity, and Best Backburger. It’s so much better than the Oscars.
It’s completely FREE, as in gratis, no purchase necessary, to see all the sextastic photos and clips of every nominated scene live now at Mr. Skin. When you’re there, enter to win that Xbox, become the envy of your neighborhood, finally get laid by a girl you don’t have to pretend to your friends doesn’t have a Facebook account, and be somebody. It all happens now.
Enter to win now. Seriously, NOW. Yes, you might have to look at a bunch of really hot girls with no clothes on, but suffer you must. Enjoy.