Amid reports that my belusted diva Selena Gomez is actually receiving professional help to rid her life of The Devil’s Midget, she still has managed to give us a little shy girl show of sweet legs in Los Angeles, flashing beneath a pair of short shorts even as she attempts to lay low from the paparazzi.
I wish I could be there on the inner circle with Selena, to give her a much needed hug and help her cut those shorts even shorter and other things some lucky bastard close to her gets to do. As a second best option, I’ll just sent out continued good wishes for clearing her life of demonic clutter and virtually rub her calves. Hey, I’m a giver. I just can’t stop giving. Enjoy.