Nobody is happier than I for the meteoric rise to success of Danish Delight Nina Agdal. Okay, maybe the lucky bastard who gets to hang out with her nekkid in the hot tub is happier than I, but I'm pleased in a platonic friends but then we get drunk and accidentally sleep together kind of way. Nina Agdal and her glorious female form deserve everything they get.
Last year Nina got tapped to lend her sextastic visuals to Carl's Jr. pimping their new fish sandwich. It's cod, don't you know. That commercial nearly killed us in our gills, and, now, a second different fish-pimping commercial has been released and, I'm feeling like a very horny fisherman. I mean, not so horny that the guys down in the engine room be nervous, but just enough so that I might need the Gorton's Fisherman slickers to keep me from being arrested for public indecency. Oh, Nina, someday you will kiss me on the cheek and I will die and go to Egotastic! heaven. Enjoy.