Maryna Linchuk Wet Hot and See-Through Show in Los Angeles

Well, only MOST every hot girl in the world was in Miami for the three-day weekend, a few did reserve their hotness for the West Coast, including notably Maryna Linchuk who took to the coast to find a woman with a spray bottle generous enough to shoot her sheer dress for this crazy sextastic photoshoot.

Now, Maryna Linchuk was already coming into this game with the generous genetic gifts of a world-class hottie, but you start throwing in trick plays like spritzing down her boobtastic and baring her steamy wet nipples and you suddenly have a photoshoot for the ages. Naturally, my only disappointment is that my application for funbag-wetter was rejected out of hand merely because of a stupid background check. Granted, I once used my tongue instead of the proscribed garden spray bottle, but that just means I’m zealous in my work. That should be praised! Maryna, call me, I’m ready to moisten once more. Enjoy.

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