It’s physically impossible that there could be too much bikini hotness on any one single beach. It’s not a logical concept to begin with. But Miami Beach certainly is pressing the upper echelons of just how much any one gentleman ogler can stand in terms of ridiculously hot bikini bodies undressing and prancing and suntanning about. In the very least, the city needs to consider erecting some kind of semi-mobile structures for post-ogling private time. Actually, strike that, that sounds like the setup for some really awful business.
Lisa Opie took her turn dazzling the leering lads today on the sand, complete with shimmying out of shorts and showing off her sweet bikini thumper to mother sun and everybody standing beneath her. Lisa really does have one of the more amazing bodies perma-fixed to the sands of South Florida. I’d like to pin a medal on her, but I can’t quite agree with my own self on the best place to stick it. Still mentally mapping. Enjoy.