We’ve had the grateful opportunity to see Kelly Brook in various bikinis desperately attempting not to snap in half the past several days in Miami, now lingerie from hew New Look underwear line stretching and straining to do the same around her marvelously curvaceous body. The more you see Kelly Brook the more you realize why she has so much trouble with men. Her body is built for trouble.
Someday, I’d like Kelly Brook to model my own line of women’s bedroom clothing. It’s mostly just a dishtowel with large holes she can try to wrap around her curvy parts while I snap pictures with the pretend camera in my hands. There’s no reason fashion needs to be complicated. Not when you’re draping Kelly Brook’s faptastic female form. Enjoy.