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Katy Perry and Emma Watson Highlight the Hotness at the Elle Style Awards

First off, if I didn't win an Elle style award yet again this year, I'm going to be pissed. I think it really is meant mostly for famous women who get all decked out for the big event in London, but I like to think my own cutting edge sense of style transcends the minor qualification elements. Not many men can pull of Crocs as dress shoes. Just saying, Elle, how about a little polite nod and a trophy for my faux L.A. fireplace mantle?

While I await my own accolades, hotties such as Katy Cocktease and Emma Watson arrived at the event to receive tons of fawning and devotion for their own sense of fashion and style. I guess because I mostly imagine both of them being nekkid almost all of the time I never really put them together with fashion award worthy grooming, but I suppose that makes sense too. Let's all go back to my hotel room at The Savoy and celebrate with champagne and silk restraints. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Photos, Katy Perry, Red Carpet, Emma Watson

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