Let’s be honest, the Winter Olympics are pretty damn boring. Not that I don’t admire the technical achievement of many of the snowy winter sports. They all look really hard and I can’t do any of them, save for the luge where, you know, I did silver in Nagano. Still, time trials and watching sturdy Europeans on skis and skates could be vastly improved with the edition of ridiculously hot women with their tops off. What situation can’t be made better with a little visual love like that?
To celebrate the Sochi games, our friends at Nuts magazine got the ridiculously genetically blessed Holly Peers and her snowboard to step forward and reveal her faptastic funbags, in what certainly would be the best Winter Olympic sport ever — Topless SnowChestPuppyCross. Maybe in four years in Pyeongchang. Yes, I did copy and paste that. Huzzah!