UPDATE: Date change to Thursday, 2/13 at 3:00PM PST. My computer crashed and my mom found my porn.
There can't possibly be anything more exciting than reading a stranger watching porn. I dare you to find something. At 3:00pm PST today I'll be live-tweeting my first viewing of the Backdoor Teen Mom sequel, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More.
If you'd like to follow along more dramatically, you can now download your own copy of Farrah 2: Backdoor and More and all other Vivid celebrity sex tapes at the Vivid Celebrities sticky portal, as it were. We can watch it together. That's not the least bit non-manly. Enjoy.