Emily Ratajkowski, Lizzy Caplan, and Margot Robbie Topless for the Anatomy Awards Win! (VIDEO)

 

I can tell you that on Oscar night, I’ll be throwing my delicate European light lager at the TV screen in anger over the poor winning results. No so much as I argue creatively with the choices so much as watching $100 in my Oscars pool flush down the toilet yet another year. The Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards are an entirely different matter. I have zero bones to pick with their winners. Obviously, everybody has their personal boobtastic favorites, but there’s not a one of you I wouldn’t shank in the shower for conjugal time with any of these lovely lady winenrs.

For Best Breasts, the delightful Emily Ratajkowski show off and then took the cake for her Blureed Lines performance, for Best TV Show the winner was Showtime’s Masters of Sex featuring most notably Lizzy Caplan repeatedly topless, and Margot Robbie winning Nudecomer of the Year for her epic reveals in The Wolf of Wall Street. Check them all out. And, do enjoy.

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