Duke University Porn Star and I Want to Thank You for Your Letters

That’s Belle Knox, not her real name, the Freshman porn star student at Duke baring her arse at Bed Bath and Beyond, because that place sucks otherwise. B3 I mean, not Duke. Though both really if we’re being honest. You’ll see more of her later today, trust me.

Suffice it to say, Belle’s thankful for adult film money. While I’m thankful for the best audience on the Internet. And today, I give a special shout out to those of you who write in with your wonderful letters. Sure, some of them are just monosyllabic guttural grunts, but most are quite insightful if not utterly verging on semi almost brilliant. I read them all. I do. I know at one point I said I would respond to them all, but I no longer can. It’s not my flaring carpal tunnel syndrome or any other flaring ailment, it’s simply there are too many letters. I’m a wealthy man in the truest sense, though not the actual sense that matters to my landlord or hot women. So, again, I do read them all, I respond to many, but I am grateful for them all. So keep writing. It has to be better than real work.

Thanks.
Bill.

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