Hey, you. Yes, you, the guy who’s been staring at the lovely chest and tight booty and blessedly taut tummy of Candice Swanepoel for several years now. What about her perfectly toned model legs? Hath thou forsaken thy Swanepoel stems?
Well, no longer, as Candice’s sextastic long legs were on full display as she walked in a fashion show in New York. Any legman knows that lust begins at the feet and works its way up to the E-ticket rides, not the other way around. What’s the point of an adventure without a tantalizing trek along the calf and thigh trails? That’s rhetorical. I don’t have time for real questions when Candice is strutting her stuff on the runway. All eyes forward and gam leering. Enjoy.