I guess getting Miley Cyrus topless wasn’t enough for the good folks at Vogue Germany, so they doubled down with Polish supemodel Anja Rubik, flashing her lovable funbags on the pages of the Deutschland fashion magazine.
Now, Anja ranks right up there on the list of Polish women who I’d let sleep with me just to be kind and not hurt their feelings. In fact, tonight works, Anja, if you’re available. Or tomorrow or pretty much any day thereafter so long as I have two legs to chase you around the full breadth of my studio apartment. Enjoy.