I'm told it's the Year of the Horse, so shoutout to all people celebrating Chinese New Year's under the current moon, this is your time to get your New Year's swerve on, and the time for the rest of us to honor such a big day with the hotness of Yu Da Xiao Jie, one faptastically alluring Chinese model from provinces I've never been to, but hope to someday when I ask her parents for her hand in marriage.
Yu Da Xiao Jie may be from halfway across the globe, but she sure has perfected the global art of posing and preening on a bed in not very many clothes. You throw in the nylons and I'm about ready to go Year of the Horse myself, if you know what I'm saying. And even I don't know what I'm saying. I'm on my fourth Chinese beer. They do bite you harder than Silver Bullets. Enjoy.