The Raw Badassery of ‘Rambo: the Video Game’ Cannot be Contained. Apparently (VIDEO)

Rambo- The Video Game Machine of War Trailer
We're feeling that Far Cry 3 vibe, Sly.

It can’t, it won’t, it mustn’t. This is a guy whose bullets reduce foes to exploding meaty chunks of sad, defeated meat, completely inexplicably, and you can’t argue with that. Nor can you compete at all with this level of manly awesome. We may as well just trade in our balls now, and discuss our feelings and such in front of Lifetime TV.

With a box of kleenex to hand, naturally, for when Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan getting mail, or some other BS, becomes too much.

Anywho, our train of thought isn’t supposed to be stopping at Crazy Town today, so back to the issue at hand. Reef Entertainment have released a new trailer for Rambo: the Video Game, and it’s predictably big on the pyrotechnics. And throat-stabbings. And guys firing craptastic little pistols into the air at nothing at all for no possible reason.

Sometimes our ol’ buddy John has that terrible green vest on. Sometimes he hasn’t. But he’s always kicking ass. If you’re a fan of dudes dicking around in jungle foliage with impractically large knives (and who isn’t? Who?), this is the game for you.

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