Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Frain Topless Epic Hotness for Beach Time Tributes

 

You know I happen to believe that Emma Frain is one of the most alluring women in this entire world. And not in the same way I tell my mom how beautiful she is on her birthday. More in the run away and live in a cave for three years of constant, moss-covered making of the stinky sexy until nothing but chafed skin and smiles cover our human remains. You don’t really want to do that with mom. But Emma Frain, oh yes indeed. She is just so incredibly heat-generating, I feel myself breaking into song. Maybe it’s more of a whimpering really. Please, Emma, hear my shallow empty pleas for contact.

On Fridays, we celebrate all that is round and wonderful in this world. The spectacular curvy body and awe-inspiring melons on the form of Emma Frain are most joyous indeed. Somebody build a golden dome or something. Thank God It’s Funbags!