I can't remember which season of Teen Mom that Maci Bookout was on, or when MTV decided to soil her future or the name of her baby or whether she's the one in jail, has the baby daddy in jail, or what have you. All I remember about Maci Bookout is that I really like seeing her out in her bikini, which she was in Miami over the New Years's holiday.
I'm a simple man with simple tastes that almost entirely revolve around sextastic looking women showing off their bodies in some public forum. Maci completes me in that manner. For several minutes at least. For that reason, I'm happy to name her the best mom of 2014, at least here on the second day. Enjoy.