Lisa Opie seems like a really good person. And by that I mean she’s super hot with a ridiculously fine bikini body and I’d trample over any one of you or your grandmother’s just to help her put on some sunscreen if she asked.
The beauty pageant contestant turned model was on the beach in Miami in a little black bikini showing off her 360-degrees of fine views, including a booty that if I close my eyes, I can literally hear calling my name. The problem is I can’t close my eyes when leering at Lisa’s amazing female form. I just want to cover it in honey and play an extended game of Sticky Bill until somebody with some sense of decency encourages me to get a hold of myself. But, too late, I’ll already be clinging to Lisa. Just so fine. Enjoy.