It’s not easy lunching and shopping with friends. Not when you’re Kim Kardashian in an open top trying to keep your natural plus artificial combined milkers intact whilst leaning forward. Kim almost lost one of her funbags to gravity and good fortune exiting her car for a meal and purchasing time with her girlfriends, an almost nip slip that I really feel we deserved.
We don’t get to hang out with the girls and eat salads and buy $400 scarves. The least we could get is a glimpse of the new baby mama’s boobtastic. Well, I guess I’m feeling just a little gypped. So close, but no full view of the cigars. Enjoy.