Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Xbox One and PS4‘s Battle of the Porn

Console wars? Nuts to them. Who has any effs to give about which console you’re playing? Most of Youtube, that’s who. Take a look at the latest gameplay or trailer for a PS4/Xbox One exclusive, and watch the poorly spelt and curse-filled tirades fly. Frankly, we expected better from somebody going by the username ‘Sony4evalollolswag.’

So, we’re a fair way away from Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony fans all gathering in a vast hippie love-in, having a big ol’ nerdy orgy as Ebony and Ivory plays over the sound system. But if we must compare consoles, let’s be less futile, and take a look at the only damn thing that really matters: whose fans love porn the most?

This week, a charming lazygamer piece took console wiener-waving contests to a whole new far-too-literal level. ‘According to stats from the adult site, SugarDVD,’ they report, the site’s console app is ‘…receiving 3 times the amount of requests from PlayStation 4s compared to the Xbox One.’ What does this disparity in the popularity of the ‘Netflix of porn’ mean? Not a damn thing, really. Still, it could make for some amusing commercials. Perhaps in the style of the famous Sega does what Ninten-don’t jibe, Microsoft could try: Hey, PlayStation fans! Put your dicks away!

If Bill Gates’ PR guys are reading, you can have that, but we expect royalties.

Finally, because you need to know, December 2013‘s most-viewed movies on the consoles include Big Titty MILFs, Big Ass Movie and It’s Okay! She’s My Step Daughter!
How wholesome.

Via lazygamer.

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