If you’re like me, even as you’re giggling over the arrest of Justin Bieber this morning, your more attuned to the hot young thang riding along in the car with The Devil’s Midget during his brief drunken street racing venture. Her name is Chantel Jeffries. I believe being a girlfriend to wealthy clubbers and athletes is her occupational pursuit, for which she definitely has some innate talents by the looks of her, um, talents.
While we certainly hope Justin Bieber is brought to swift, immediate, and excruciatingly painful justice for what is in fact a dangerous crime, we do need to keep in mind that this world needs hot party girls. They play a vital role in the eco-system of our capitalist society. That is, work toward success and someday you too might find Chantel Jeffries half-naked in your Lamborghini telling you that speed (and your wallet) make her horny. Enjoy.