If only it were because she had a loose screw and was finally running to the airport to come live with me in not so luxury as my letters have explained to her over the years. But, alas, it turns out that Adriana Lima, the Brazilian bombshell with the passion inducing buttons all over her body, was shooting a Victoria's Secret lingerie pictorial outdoors in Miami, flashing her undergarments to the gentleman ogler, well, at least those with a decent camera lens.
Adriana Lima is the embodiment of sultry goodness. And, boy, how I would like to examine every inch of her embodiment. Her name alone has the ability to entirely shift the blood flow of the male human body even from a great distance. She's like an X-Men with the power to force men to their knees, or at least cover up their midsections for fear of embarrassment. Mmm mutant. Enjoy.