How big is your peen? If you're from Mississippi, then I don't think it's as long as you claim it is. Either that, or you're a nine-incher in a sea of fives because statistics place good ol' Mississippi at the bottom of the list when it comes to wang size. This is according to the list generated by online condom retailer Condomania, who ranked all of the states according to peenor size.
Not that their list is not without its flaws. Since the retailer pulled information from condom sales data, the ranks could mean either one of two things: that North Dakota really has the most men with big dongs, or it's the state where the dudes grossly overestimate their actual size. Either that, or they buy their rubber elsewhere, simple as that.
So how does your state rank?