I’m not exactly sure what Rihanna is wearing in terms of bikinis. I’m going to guess it’s something all the rage somewhere designed by somebody and sold somewhere and costs more than my entire faux designer t-shirt collection from Target. All I know is it’s covering up too much of her typically fine booty and toned legs for my personal preference. Granted, I’m not the one wearing it, but I am the one leering, and there is some kind of sacred trust built into that relationship.
Still, we know Rihanna loves her holiday vacation and party times in her native Barbados, so we can expect the clothes to come easing off ever more as the trip continues through the end of December. She probably just needs a local beverage or two to begin peeling back the layers. I understand foreplay. I just don’t like it so much. Impatience is a virtue. Enjoy.