READER FINDS: Elvira Topless, Jaime Pressly Topless, Jennifer Love Hewitt Wet T-Shirt, and Much Much More…

 

The weather outside might be frightful, but in the mail room at Egotastic! where we sort through the weekly contributions from the web’s most educated readers, the mood is quite delightful. Yet another week of outstanding evidence of the broad and expansive nature of the love for all things sextastic celebrity, both past and present. I feel like one of those underdogs in the movie where by the end, even the bully jocks are rhythmically clapping to see him finally do a pull up or something. I get choked up sometimes thinking about it.

This week’s Reader Finds includes our new favorite model hottie L.Shima topless and wicked alluring (many thanks to EgoReader ‘Dan P.’ for guiding our minds), Cassandra Peterson, better known as Elivra, topless back in the day (whoa kudos to ‘Miles’), another clear look at Jaime Pressly topless in her epic film role (transmitted kindly by ‘Evan G.’), South African sextastic Jay Antsey topless in Sleeper’s Wake (by way of happy ‘Elena’), Jacqui Holland bloody hot and topless (goriffic stills from ‘Owen’), way back machine to Pam Grier floppy topless in the 70′s (kickass Grier from the PC of ‘Dave H.’), Jennifer Lopez hot boxer outtakes from V magazine (sultry sweaty goodness from ‘Mary C.’), Irina Shayk BTS of her Beach Bunny shoot (hot Russian body goodness delivered by ‘Trenny’), Jennifer Love Hewitt in wet t-shirt stills from The Client List (holy moly rackaroni via ‘Tom H.’), Linda Blair topless from her legendary Oui magazine spread (classic sexorcism shots from ‘P.P.’), Marcielle Bagetti topless Santa’s helper hotness in Bella da Semana (sent by the giving soul of ‘Kerry’), and, last but not least, from our friends at Girls Gone Wild, a lesbionic Sapphic lustful look at Charlie Sheen’s new girlfriend, Brett Rossi. She is all that and a ham sandwich as my grandfather used to say. Enjoy.