Not sure how many more of these Jingle Balls are left for Miley Cyrus to parade around half-naked on stage, but it seems like the kind of thing we could probably push into January, like after-Christmas department store sales. The new crowned princess of all things pop music and exhibitionist has been treating the country the past couple of weeks to a solid dose of Miley bottom, Miley top, and Miley grinding on Santa Clause.
In her latest stop, Miley took her pimping Christmas show to Washington D.C., a dignified town where Congressmen used to wear ties to their afternoon strip club lunches, and where Miley came out in virginal white, the costume that is, to tease and twerk and work the crowd over with her own set of stripper-like skills. You can call Miley Cyrus many things, but boring isn’t one of them. She’s quite good at this attention-getting game. Enjoy.