The official colors of Christmas ought be changed to ginger and green this year. The former to celebrate the long flowing locks on the head of Cybergirl of the Year for 2012, Leanna Decker, and the latter to represent how I feel with envy toward the lucky guy that gets to snoggle those brilliant chest puppies one ore more times in his blessed lifetime.
I suppose I ought keep my coveting to myself, especially this time of the year. I don’t want a lump of coal from St. Nick for the umpteenth time in my life. But it’s so hard to keep from imagining drinking warm apple cider with Leanna around my three-foot tall aluminum seasonal tree and seeing how many times I can pull off the ‘would you like to see my elf’ line before she throws the cider into my face. Oh, Leanna, you are one hot Christmas ginger dream. Enjoy.