How is it that I'm not in Miami at this very moment with my suntan lotion portable sales stand with the sign, 'Sunscreen Free for All Hot Ladies, I Apply'. It makes no sense. All the long and luscious ladies are in bikinis down in South Florida, showing off their professional wares, like SI model Julie Henderson. Tan and lean and long and lovely.
She really is a keeper. And by that I mean, I will be keeping her in my memory banks for future virtual date nights. Hey, Saturday evenings are often stay at home for me, but I am never truly alone. If you feel a pinch, Julie, that's just remnant of my telekinetic powers. Enjoy.