Right about now, our TVs are groaning under a deluge of Christmas-centric Top 10 lists. These mostly involve seasonal poptastic shit-tastic from Slade, Wizzard or even –heaven forfend!– Cliff effing Richard. We don’t remember Satan pulling a Justin Bieber/Mariah Carey duet of All I Want for Christmas is You out of his ass, but it’s a real thing, it seems.
Countdowns of ‘great holiday movies’ are also a popular choice. In either case, though, you’ll notice how absurdly damn happy the hosts are to be bringing us this BS. Their joy is almost enough to convince you that Jingle All the Way wasn’t a hideous heap of festering reindeer crap (it was though).
Is this what the holidays are about? Being cheery and pleasant and generally keeping your asshole-ism in check until 2014? Not on Machinima’s watch, it isn’t. In the festive throwback above, they are your Scrooge-esque guides to the Top 10 Christmas Games of last year. Look out for Jack Skellington, a bizarre Metal Gear Solid/Christmas hybrid, a whole lot of sweary cuss words and a rather questionable beard.