He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good… and he also knows if you’re having sex. Because he’s right there in your house, staring at you as you go at it on the living room floor. With his hands down his big red pants, presumably.
Yes indeed. Here we are again in annual booze limbo, the days in which we’re just sobering up from Christmas but aren’t quite getting pissed New Years style yet. But there’s still a little scarce Christmas spirit left floating around, so let’s celebrate Santa and his sex criminal ways.
Here’s the jolly ol’ bastard himself, making a cameo appearance in the Sims. He’s had a busy week, what with global gift-purveying and all, so you’ll forgive him for taking a rest to indulge in a little creeptastic voyeurism. Although the police probably won’t, they tend to frown on that sort of thing (we’re told).