If you’re Courtney Stodden with your newfangled DDD’s, you can’t just take off your bikini top at the beach and hope to properly contain yourself with hands alone. Though I suppose that was perhaps baked into the plan to get the lenses of every camera within a mile focused on her bouncy flouncy chestal giants as she slipped out of her bikini top to avoid tan lines at the icy cold beach.
Courtney Stodden is like a blossoming flower. Or maybe that’s budding, or just trying really hard flower. Either way, I am so tempted to keep looking, despite being played. I’m a sucker for big racks, as well as small racks, medium, and everything in between or sideways. You may like Courtney, you may not like Courtney, but you’ve got to at least be impressed how she manages to lay on her stomach on the beach. It’s a marvel of engineering. Enjoy.