Catherine Giudici Bikini Pictures for the Bachelorette With the Mostest Mammaries

Winner winner chicken dinner. No, not Catherine Giudici who I guess won the right to marry the last Bachelor, but us, who gets to see Catherine on her pre-wedding trip to Florida to get some sun in her skin before the live TV special pretending to be a real wedding.

Naturally, so long as there is a sport broadcast on television, I will never watch reality TV, but I am not officially interested in Catherine Giudici and her stellar bosomy bikini body. I guess I’d call the Bachelor winner a lucky fellow to get to fake marry this girl for a few months before she’s scripted into some spinoff real life situation. Just playing motorboat on the wedding night alone… well, I’m getting ahead of myself. Just a suggestion there, Bachelor. Enjoy.

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