In my next life, if I can’t come back as a hot girl’s bikini bottom, I’m coming back as the talent scout for Victoria’s Secret who travels the world signing ridiculously hot models to come shoot for the lingerie and bikini merchandiser. Just an epic position. I’d be willing to fly coach, perhaps.
Take for example young Aussie hottie Bridget Malcolm, newly featured in her bikini pimping the shizz out of V.S. Swimwear. That hiney alone is worth going to war over. Her hot body and stellar looks are worth ending the war early to come home and make many post-war babies with her. Good on you, V.S., you’ve found yet another sextastic Jedi. Enjoy.