Alessandra Ambrosio probably looks amazing getting a cavity filled at the dentist’s office. What am I saying, she doesn’t get cavities, she’s a hot Brazilian angel. Everything she touches seems to turn to gold, and everything she wears seems to be something I’m sneaking onto photo sets to try and steal for my own perverse pleasures. Forget I admitted that, please.
In the new edition of The Edit magazine, Alessandra dons bikinis and other too-much clothing to prove why she deserves a big fat bag o’ gold for every promotional or catalog shoot she does. If only her personal time could be purchased for a bag of marbles and a Brady Anderson rookie trading card in decent condition. Then I’d be set. Enjoy.