Now, you know we’ve had problems with grunge master Chris Cornell getting all non-rock and roll with his lawyers up our ying-yang about sharing pictures of his hot model wife, Vicky Karayiannis. Naturally, this is hard for me to understand given that if I had a hot model wife, I would phone the paparazzi and tell them how, when, and where she was taking her outdoor showers and just to be sure to mention in every photo that she was my wife and we were having sex all the time. Would I be a big ole fat-mouthed braggart about my fine wife? Absolutely I would be.
But, for now, we must work around Chris and go right to the crotchy source if you will with photos of Vicky’s sweet bikini body poolside in Miami. How long will these photos last before Soundgarden Esq. contacts us with something written by expensive guys with stellar grammar? I do not know, but try to consume with some haste. Enjoy.