People often ask me in relation to Edita Vilkeviciute how I feel about so many men having serious private thoughts about my future wife. Obviously, I could be the jealous type and go around fighting every man I see sneaking copies of magazine with my future betrothed into his place of private sanctuary. But that all seems like a ton of work. Plus, something I’ve learned in life, sometimes when you hit people, they hit you back, and that’s not nearly as much fun.
So, now, when people pass by and smile and say, ‘Hey, I saw your future wife without her clothes in Lui magazine‘, I just smile and let them know we’ll be registered at Buffalo Wild Wings and thank them in advance for their generosity. You’d be surprised how many wings the guilt of men wanking themselves to your future spouse will buy you. By any means necessary. Enjoy.