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Miranda Kerr Booty Extraordinaire For Jaguar Styling

I heard someone the other day talking about how Miranda Kerr was finished, done, kaput. Out of Victoria's Secret, splitting up from Pirate boy, no longer relevant. Well, I boxed that medium to short-statured older woman square in the ear. What utter nonsense. Miranda Kerr will never be done. She's only just getting started. She's like a fine wine, in so much as the older she gets, the less likely I will be to find her joining me at my table at The Sizzler.

Just look at that fine body and booty on Miranda at the Jaguar pimping event out in Playa Vista. Talk about your sleek lines, high performance, and jaw-dropping handling. I'd like to handle her while my jaw dropped. Just ever so fine. Don't make me cuff you again, old woman. Miranda Kerr isn't going anywhere. Enjoy.

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