Laura Cremaschi knows how to wear a bikini. According to rumors in her home country of Italy, she also had other talents that ultimately got her invited to former Prime Minster Berlusconi’s private adult time parties. But, let us not let such gossip taint our innocent leers of Ms. Cremaschi along the beach today in Miami, in a fiery red bikini flashing all kinds of bodacious curves and alluring looks for the beach-going gentleman oglers.
I’ve noticed that the ladies who really know what they’re doing instinctively know how to twist their bikini-clad torsos at the precise angle to their hips to create a feeling in the view of absolutely necessary reproductive type activities. Laura has me already considering the name for our seventh child. The name shall be ‘Quickie’, in honor of how they were romantically conceived. Enjoy.