It’s not humanly possible that I’m going to glance past an image of two ridiculously hot topless girls snapping each other’s lingerie. It’s simply unfathomable. Like a fox not noticing an unprotected game bird around the henhouse or an L.A. parking control officer not noticing my meter expired over two seconds ago. It’s just not going to happen. When you consider it’s outrageously hot glamor models India Reynolds and Beth Humphreys featured in the latest edition of Nuts magazine, I’m not only going to notice, I’m going to begin hand carving a stone shrine to the blessed visual event.
Not that I’ve ever imagined having two luscious brunettes in my super-mini mansion helping each other strip out of their lingerie while whispering out, ‘Bill, it’s all for you.’, but if I did imagine such things, it’s fair to say it would be exactly like that. In this season of thanks, I most definitely see two more additions to my VIP gratitude list. Enjoy.