Women can fake how big their T&A are with push-up bras and butt pads respectively, and now men can do the same. Not in terms of man boobage or buttage (because that’s just gross), but in terms of their pecs. It takes months of pain and hard work at the gym to get a bod like Arnold’s when he was at his prime. If you don’t have the time to hit the gym regularly or are simply too lazy to do the work, then you’ll want to check the Funkybod muscle top out.
It’s an undershirt with extra padding around the chest, upper arm, and shoulder areas to give you the bulk you desperately need. Clearly, chicks will be disappointed when they see how wimpy you really are, so we advise keeping the lights off and avoiding the beach for now.
The shirt is constructed from microfiber material, which ‘is combined with more breaking technology in the discreet plates used for muscle sizing, when a muscle is tensed that area will feel tense and when relaxed will behave accordingly therefore making it very hard to realize one is being worn.’
Funkybod’s makers also claim that it can keep those manboobs in check. Sounds pretty impressive to me.
Check It Out: $49