Emily Blunt Preggo Bikini Pictures from Hawaii and Grown in the Sun

Oh, underrated hottie Emily Blunt, don’t think I’m going to stop drooling over you because you’re half way to MILFland. I know some of you cower from the site of the pregnant ladies swelling up in their bikinis, while I run toward them like a moth to the flame. So swollen with life, not to mention nourishment in the chestal area.

I don’t think I shall ever not find pregnant women glowing, or in great need of a personal massage, likely with tropical smelling oils that ultimately form a greasy, slippery mess. Emily, I stand at the ready to make such a mess with you. When your husband tires of your complaints, I’ll be there for you, heating oils now to 100-degrees. Enjoy.

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