Eliana Amaral Butt-Revealing Lingerie Pictures for BumBum Gone Commercial

I’m not sure what rank Eliana Amaral holds or held as a Miss BumBum contestant, but she’s turning her buttockal recognition into some pimping cash showing off lingerie that seems designed specifically for her modeling.

I must admit, I’ve seen a lot of lingerie in my time, both on women, and, more often, draped perfectly by me across my lifeless mannequin friends in my mini-mansion, but I’ve never quite seen bottoms quite like these (West Hollywood Halloween parade excluded, natch). I think you’d have to call me a new superfan. I hope they have a discreet mailing list with billing that just reads, ‘Tony’s Flowers’. I count on that to keep my mailman from snickering at me. Enjoy.

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