My future wife sure does know how to tease. Like getting H&M to agree to let her model some of the skimpy underthings she has picked out for our honeymoon to the nearest Indian casino resort that takes the JC Penney card.
Edita Vilkeviciute was simply born to model. Right down to the perfectly alluring gap in her teeth, the signature of so many long haired beauties over the years. The fact that her female form is downright perfect doesn’t hurt either. Now, if we can just agree on a date for our nuptials and get that little Interpol restraining order lifted, we can finally consummate our strong mutual, well, mostly mutual, passion. Edita, you look so ready. I feel so ready. Let’s do this. Enjoy.