Someday I’m going to V.S. corporate headquarters and share with them the irony that they are a company that sells billions of dollars in bras but their most sextastic catalog photos are hot models topless. Then they can throw me out and remind me I’m still $127 short on my payments due for summer collection purchases. Still, it’d be worth it. Maybe I’d run into Doutzen Kroes, one of the truly unsung smoking hot angels who delivers some of the most epic photoshoots coming out of the silk and lace company.
I’ve already forgiven Doutzen for marrying a DJ and moved back into pure feelings of lust for this fine female form. Doutzen is fast approaching Super MILF territories with her repeated ability to make millions of men want to jump through the pages of the Victoria’s Secret magazine they’re pretending isn’t something they secretly ordered to their residence. Just one fine lady. Enjoy.