Oh, you cads at 138 Water, finally stepping up your daily promotional shoots with the lusciously bodied Playboy Cybergirl Dani Mathers barely covering her bodacious top, and exposing it in a wet t-shirt shortly thereafter, in prime time pimping of your fancy bottled waters. We remain completely unclear why a bottled water that doesn’t seem to actually be for sale anywhere would need 50-100 prom shoots of hot women, but we don’t really care either.
Ours is not to question why, only to leer and beg for more. With Dani Mathers, there is so much more goodness to receive. And, if anybody from 138 Water is reading and the job of t-shirt douser is available, please, let me know, I work volunteer rates. Enjoy.