I’m starting to believe Pick Up magazine is mostly publishing compilation galleries of models as opposed to brand new shoots, which bothers me far less when it involves any change to feast peeps upon Cintia Dicker, the hottest redheaded Brazilian model, well, ever. Cintia and I go way back in terms of me lusting hard for her and she having absolutely no idea I even exist. Which is pretty standard for most of my relationships with the opposite sex.
Still, I’d someday hope that I could finally play connect the dots with each and every freckle on Cintia’s heavenly female form, until I ultimately to to the happy dot where the supermodel asks me to never ever leave her for the next five minutes or so. I kind of have it all figured out, I just need a yes. Enjoy.