I’m pretty sure Pamela Anderson came out of the womb with fake boobs. You can’t really ever go back far enough to find a small chested Canadian Pam Anderson. But, with the sight of her 46-year old chestal balls earlier today caught on her vacation in France, well, it reminded me that at one time nobody gave a dang about Pam’s melons being surreal. They just really really wanted to play with them. Thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus, we can step into the sort of Way Back Machine to a time when Pamela was watering her boobtastic garden like no other.
Yes, kids, there was a time not so long ago when Pamela Anderson was THE blonde bombshell that every teen boy in the world dreamed of each night in his bed. The busty Baywatch lifeguard who you fantasized giving you mouth to mouth, and not necessarily on your mouth. She was a thing, for many, she still is. Ah, mammaries of the way we were. Enjoy.