We do so love our Dutch ladies. Well, we love all ladies from all corners of this spinning orb, but after seeing model and TV hostesss Sylvia Van Der Vaart being one super hot mommy on Miami Beach, I'm feeling a good amount of Dutch love today.
You may recall that Sylvie is one of the heroic breast cancer survivors we double laud on this site; she also happens to be a single mom as far as I know, so, I've got my fingers cross and my Rosetta Stone set for that impossibly confounding language of her native land. All I really need to figure out how to says is, 'Excuse me, Miss, may I snap your thong?' The language of love should suffice after that. Enjoy.